Anonymous asked: Clint's gone and left a bun in a lady's oven.
If you understand my meaning
and BY GOD that bun is rising.
…I’ll be sure to put that in his file.
Anonymous asked: You probably wont like it.
Knowing Barton, I probably wont.
Anonymous asked: Have you heard Clint Barton's "good news"?
That depends on how you define ‘good news’.
Annual SHIELD Employee Barbeque
A reminder to all SHIELD personnel that attendence is mandatory.
This year’s date is currently undecided.
More information will be posted when available.
Station: NYC
On order from Director Fury I have been stationed in New York City for the time being to watch over various assets to SHIELD.
As an added note I would like to remind some of our employees that debriefs are to be turned in on time, and anything concerning Mr. Stark is to be sent my way.
I wish Fury would contact me more about goings on that really concern me.
I’ll get a room done up for you in Stark Tower, Agent Coulson, so you don’t have to bill SHIELD for a hotel room.
That won’t be necessary, Mr. Stark. I have already set up living arangements for the duration of my stay in NYC. But the offer is very generous of you.
Station: NYC
On order from Director Fury I have been stationed in New York City for the time being to watch over various assets to SHIELD.
As an added note I would like to remind some of our employees that debriefs are to be turned in on time, and anything concerning Mr. Stark is to be sent my way.
iron-liver asked: Heyyy. Agent Coulson. Good to see you caved.
One of us. One of us.
Hello Mr.Stark.
Someone has to keep tabs on all of you.
arrowsftw asked: Hey sir, welcome to the technological age. Glad to see you around !
It’s nice to see you too, Barton.

